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On the morning of 4 June 2004, the KILLDOZER rolled out from its dark lair and began smashing buildings at full-speed like a giant mechanical wrecking ball made out of nuclear missiles and HGH. He was, however, going to royally fuk up the town of Granby, Colorado in a manner that the residents wouldn't soon forget.

He wanted revenge, sure, and he was going to go about it in the most over-the-top way imaginable, but he gets bonus badassitude points because he wasn't going to kill any innocent bystanders in his pursuit of sweet sweet vengeance. Basically this thing was like a badass fuking combination of a Panther tank, a garbage truck, the antagonist from Maximum Overdrive and Optimus Prime in truck mode.Дespite having enough guns and ammunition to choke a dozen or more beatnik hippies, Marvin Heemeyer's mission wasn't one of death. The weapons were all welded into place, and thick sheets of balls-out bulletproof plexiglass were in place to facilitate accurate aiming. He also kept a 9mm pistol in the glove box and a. 223 caliber assault rifle, and one with a scoped.

50 caliber Barrett M82 sniper rifle, one with a. He placed food, water, air conditioning and life support in the cabin, and also installed gun ports in the front, sides and back of the monstrosity - one with a. This juryrigged system allowed him to remotely see outside and steer this juggernaut effectively.

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Since the entire outside of the dozer was encased in an unflinching layer of bazooka-proof armor, he also welded two cameras to the outside of the machine and linked them up to a series of monitors in the cabin. First, Heemeyer constructed composite armour for the outside of the Bulldozer - one foot of solid concrete sandwiched between half-inch sheets of unforgiving steel. The Killdozer was every bit as badass as its name would imply. Then he bought a 54 ton Komatsu D355A bulldozer, sold his busines, and spent the next year and a half turning this gigantic piece of construction equipment into the most insanely fuking awesome vehicle ever constructed by human hands: The KILLDOZER. Heemeyer paid his $2,500 fine to City Hall, scribbling the word 'cowards' in the memo portion of the check. Hannibal Smith, leader and planner of the A-Team.ДЄnyway he decided he wasn't going to take it anymore. Rumours have it that it was Hannibal SmithвЂ™s brother of the A-Team fame. He was an insane badass motherfuker with an arc welder and a mad desire for vengeance at all costs. Tired of being bent backwards over a chair by these ballwashers who didnвЂ™t even have the decency to give him a reach-around, he said enough was enough! Marvin Heemeyer wasn't the sort of mewling pussy coward who was going to sit there and let a bunch of stuffed-suit bastards fuk him over like a little 12 year old bitch. They were going to build a concrete plant adjacent to Heemeyer's muffler shop, cut off his business' sewer line, slap him with a bunch of increasingly-massive fines, and ultimately run his ass out of town on a fuking rail. Eventually, after years of petitions, appeals and negotiations that proved about as fruitful as smashing his face into a cinderblock, the bastards at the Granby Zoning Commission basically told Marv that he could go fuk himself gently with a chainsaw. Unfortunately, he was also in the business of getting royally fuked over by everyone in town, ranging from the paperboy to the asshats in City Hall who wouldn't compromise with him on some crazy fuking wacky zoning issues he was trying to work out.

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Marvin Heemeyer was a professional welder living in the quiet Colorado town of Granby, just trying to make a living for himself running a small muffler repair shop. He was a Joe Soap, a normal person like your or I that just had enough of taking it from the man, until he finally said enough was enough and вЂњstuck it to da manвЂќ in the form of a 54 ton mechanical dry fisting before turning a gun on himself but without harming another soul. 'Sometimes reasonable men must do unreasonable things.'ДonвЂ™t confuse the average AmericanвЂ™s ability to turn nut over night and the next morning hose down their work colleagues with an automatic weapon before turning it on themself.

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